RANDOM PERSON: *head explouding from sheer insanity* As you can see, I was a very weird child (this happened in elementary schooluhexcept for that head-explouding part). I'm sorry that today's rant isn't random, insane or completely chaotic, but I must right my experience with The Matrix before I forget. Hmmmmgood question. Of course, if everything is realthen the Universe is pretty contradictory. And I hava a very, almost special rant for you. So crazy it just might work! Then the problem with obesity in America would be blamed on evil food truck drivers as opposed to the harmless, benificient television and computer. I'm leaving. I've heard of poems and stuff written by people who were high, insane or paranoid. WAIDAMINIT!! 'Longest' word has 189,819 letters, takes three hours to pronounce You see, my school has "block" scheduling. People just don't realize that their almonds and mixed nuts may be having depression and other problems. > You have blue hari..*gigles* I like hair. I am simply explaining why I, personally, refuse to swim, go to the beach, sunbathe, leave the house, etc. Hmmmmmmm. The single greatest invention of the computer gods. I think. Hours of completly useless fun! That had nothing to do whatsoever with subliminal messagesit's just cool to say. Grape Pie. and " You think Jenny's weird? But, if it had remained that way, I would have had no impetus to continue my pointlessly insane ranting. When I was at a TAB poetry thingy (TAB is good TAB is great We love TAB) I met some new people. Introduction In the business world, communication by e-mail is indispensable. Which is why I still go to the Really Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything website. It's the same concept. RISE UP AND BARE YOUR BISCUIT FILTY FANGS AT THE LEASH WIELDING DEMON!! Even the air is conspiring to squish me! [9] [10] [11] See also [ edit] Longest word in English Longest words References [ edit] ^ a b Stephen Crain; Diane Lillo-Martin (1999). Sowhen the weekend rolls around, I'm fairly exhausted. of toilet paper, to do everything. This website uses cookies to improve your experience while you navigate through the website. I am going to start a protest group. I have three very hard academic classes. But, for a time, Faulkner took the run-on as far as it could go. One guy was a "shock therepy" patienthe was a good actor. A lot has happened. What's really fun is to translate an English saying, like out of sight, out of mind. We'd probably go crazier. Needless to say, I felt right at home. Fortunatly, my mom recently finnaly switched our snack food preference. Using prior knowledge, I deduced that Mrs. X was full of crap. Or what if you took big ol' slobbery licks? I have heard some feedback suggesting that I make someway for people to remember where they stopped reading. Today, I'm here to salute the Pointless Signs Of America! It's like grand-theft auto 3's talk show, you know, the one where there are Citizens Raging Against Phones? Number Two: I could helped the earth to find eternal and lasting peace. I don't understand it. And today's rant is a sort of philosophical one. You exploud. ` Don't Ignore Sites? The Official FLaming-Chickens Handbook already confirms that fact! For the love of Story. Me and Josh ate lots and lots of sugar, and it's late at nite and everything is funny but we can't laugh 'cause everybody is sleepin' so it's even funnier but ever since we drank the water we sobered up even though we weren't drunk but we ate sugarlots and lots of sugar. Trinity, who is of course outside of the Matrix, knows this and chooses to enter the Matrix to save the day. Does the commercial take that into account? Men, of course, had no complaints. I bet it's spelled monkeys. I said "The Union fought" With a crack, snaple and pop, some random synapses in her brain connected in the right order and she said "CONFEDERACY!!!" It's stupid. I know. And I asked myself "How could I have better spent my time?" Not that I exactly have a word quota for the day. In all those 911 shows, people wake up and their house is engulfed in flames. The sentence below was found in a legal contract, and was until recently the longest sentence we had seen in an official document. They may go to a resteraunt with an arcarde, or the movies or to a theme park. And hotand smoky. *g8ggles* bye. -actual aids. That's not fair! I don't care if I'd get home only an hour or so before I normaly do. Most people actually like to spend long periods of time exposing their vulnerable skin to the harmful rays of the sun. Good. (No, I don't like any of those creepy "pop" stars. The point is that it is nice to have readers. So my dad picked a steak place. It's a cheap shot." I'm back! TWO MILES? Humor the crazy person, okay? Couldn't you just stick some jelly in a piecrust and bake it? WE got it at Wal-mart. I'm baaaaa-ack! We got to go to a bar and play pool!!!!! MEOW!MEOW!MEOW! Even if I put it in a less chaotic, more user-friendly format people would still ignore this because it involves: reading. I dunnoI guess I'm just kinda freaked out. If you can spare any of these items, please e-mail them to me. I'm already half way there, since I conclusivly proved (in Physics class) that gravity actually causes things to slow down and EVENTUALLY GO UP! In any caseI guess that smoke detectors are a neccesary evilbutWHY DO THEY HAVE TO HAVE THAT STUPID LIGHT? Too bad. I'm back. Okay, quote is done. You don't know either? It just looks weird. Mark Virtue's Sentence Perhaps a nice, soothing mistrust. Every fantasy the human mind has concieved exist at some place in the universe. MOstly donut cake. Still later that day, she got offended at some trivial thing and decided that we weren't going anywhere at all. Wait till you see her in angry mob form!" Now I can think. We can only hope that the digital camera manufacturers are kinder masters than the evil Kodak Lords. It actually lists what random minerals they through in to make it TASTE like salt. Then they add other "stuff" in to make it TASTE pure. Receive our Weekly Newsletter. In English, and stuff, if you miss one little detail, at most you lose partial credit, but you usually get it all right. Longest math problem copy and paste | Math Theorems That's funny!!!! It was fun. Aren't they regressed to a child-like state? Wellthey are. But I'm sure that if I just would have put my mind to it, I could have done it. **** MY NAVEL ITCHES!! Hmmmmmaybe my condition is worsening. Any cookies that may not be particularly necessary for the website to function and is used specifically to collect user personal data via analytics, ads, other embedded contents are termed as non-necessary cookies. Or he can try to save Trinity and doom mankind. That is a direct quote from GIR, co-star and comic-relief on INVADER ZIM. AwwwwwI'm touched! So if you're not most people, you've made it down this far without skipping, skimming or getting the spark notes version. You might be asked a question about them on a quiz show. Or maybe I'll go make a frozen pizza. [1], As a result, one linguistics textbook concludes that, in theory, "there is no longest English sentence. If you you don't have time to waste, what are you doing here?!!! You must be caught in a time warp. Oh, by the way, I was paid a decent compliment today. By the time the smoke dector goes off, the fire has drowned it out to no more than an annoying buzz. The food trucks could even play music that made you hungry for their food. | 12.46 KB, JSON | The magic eight-ball is a plastic casing with an unknown, possibly toxic liquid inside. Uhyou don't have to take the subliminal stuff seriously. Oooo..I'm a poet, and don't I know it? Although why you'd be here if you didn't want to read is beyond me. CHEESE!!! Okay, now I'm starting to scare myselfI'm gonna quit for today. Oh, wellI tired of nostalgia. The Longest Story in The World. One of my friends (who laughed at the armidillo story) named Tonileigh said "Jenny (that's me) is weirder than the average Psycho." It tooked about envelooping (enveloping) cracked nuts and parables. He ignored the fact that he was also a 72 year old "sanitation engineer" somewhere. Speaking of virtual pets, I'm revamping the ones on this site. A profound statement, if I ever heard one. No? I took a whole bunch of personality quizzes and posted them there. Everyone I know who has played that game is shocked when I tell themoh, well. But my idiotic body has an automatic alarm clock, or something. He would do everything in his power to keep his dream from becoming reality. The stupid game is still going on and I refuse to quit because I want my points. Pikachuwellhe didn't like me. I'm just rambling. Molly's soliloquy is a touchstone for writers aiming to go long. OkayI'm back. i hate dress shoes. I can just see the whole community rising to thwart my attempts to spread love, joy and insane chaos. Especially that duct tape. You seeknowledge is good. Ooooooo! If you're asleep, the fire will wake you. I thought it was sadand normal. I am now barophobic (afraid of gravity). A man has been recorded spending more than three hours to pronounce what is supposedly the longest word in the English language . The smoke detector either never went off, or went off and the people just slept through it. They are the samething, with the same look, and almost same name. While. With our patented "spray". Because I am easily amused and have lots and lots of time on my hands. Get the best cultural and educational resources on the web curated for you in a daily email. longest text ever (most deleted bc max 40000 letters) - reddit Is your school playground a gateay to the underworld? We had to do an essay on a book. Unless, of course, the government was smart enough to have cameras without the blinkie light. I think this is so cool that he spent this time on it but who would really read this all, omg i have to read this about a week and im done and i just want to say this have made my day, i have wrote a story which has 12083 words in it. In return companies would make a profit, pay their workers better. I can appreciate a spiffy black outfit as much as the next person, but everytime I consider actually buying clothes for aesthetic value, I think about how I could better spend my money. Then, just wait for technology to "catch-up" (get it, catch-up, Ketchup? Happy? Now THAT'S just weird. My mother visited relatives. But then, I'm meand you're you. Necessary cookies are absolutely essential for the website to function properly. HmmmmI suppose I should clarify that the Pikachu game was 3-D and your character was in first person mode(you see through character's eyes). To support Open Cultures educational mission, please consider, When William Faulkner Set the World Record for Writing the Longest Sentence in Literature: Read the 1,288-Word Sentence from, 100+ Online Degree & Mini-Degree Programs. I spend from 8-5 doing what everyone else wants. Once I got this computer, I decided to do something similar on my beloved site. She even got her sister and mother in the spirt of things. Why can't I? The end is not here. You also have the option to opt-out of these cookies. The possibilities are literally endless. Or, would that be good? *sniffle* Why must this be? And #5: You can give each of your pets several weird names such as: Ringling-Raison-Bailey-Suzana-Midnight-Schultz, Squirell, Moose, Moose-Moose, Moosey-Moose, Linzey-Moose, Muffin, Squirell-Muffin, Yabby-Doodle, Abby Normal, Wiggle-Baby, Wiggle-Muffin, Witle-Baby, Cheese-Monkey, Muffin-With-Squirell-Juice, Squirell-With-Muffin Juice, Moosey-Juice, Squirell-Monkey, etc. Stay tuned to hear my thoughts on tanning, and an evil card game, and who knows what elseOkay I'm back. Let's see: 12345! I am so buying this movie when it comes out on DVD. 2023 Long Paragraphs for Her Copy and Paste - Limitlesso Wellnow that I think about itaccording to my theory, ALL conspiracies are real and mislabled "paranoid" people are really the only ones who see the truth. I knowyou are as shocked as I am. This highly experimental and abstract piece was published in a series of volumes beginning in 2007, with the final 19 volumes being published in 2008. Oh, yeah. But, whatever. Ice cream trucks! I'm back. NowI know what you guys are thinkingsome of those items on that list are gonna be hard to find. This 1,288-Word Run-On Sentence by William Faulkner Broke Records Jesus Christ is my lord and savior.You guys probably think that that is the worlds longest sentence, but it's not,because I just keep on adding commas, and it's pretty easy, if you think about it, so anyway there is this girl at school and she's my friend, and all but she's turning . Maybe they're here right now! I'm allergic to parts of it, have irrational fears about others and I'm pretty sure it's against my Jenny religionalong with eating mashed potatoes, or potatoes of any kind. Okay. Okay. And I've realized that I am a complete idiot. As you read this Historicly Accurate Anecdote, you must realize the parallel between it and the fable The Emperoro's New Clothes. Space is notorious for not having air. *pauses* *groans* I'm sorry for that pun (pierced, hooked, getit?). The six longest sentences (1,000+ words) are mostly a curiosity, just to see what is possible. MY SPINE IS SQUISHY! Had this been an actual emergency, we would have bought up all the can openers and charged 3 cows and a pig for each one. What nowhmmmmmshould I share with you more of my paranoid/delusional conspiracy theories? Do not MOCK me! It really lets me get to know you. Would that be considered poetic justice, or just a nice coincidence? America? The entire message board was like one big insane asylum. I'd probley come here, but that isn't much of a surprise. And very concerned about this new, younger generation (all 10 year olds who were born in 1992) They are supposed to be the future. Hey, I'm back again! I'm gonna quit for now. Now sure, I could have won more than 500 at some game in which you don't have to pay to play. *holds up a piece of paper, which, from a distance, appears to have writing on it* Yes, undenyable proof! 'a' being the shortest side, 'b' being the middle side and 'c' being the longest side of a right angled triangle. Why do weird people (myself included) obsess about monkeys? Of course, said adults would have to peel their butt-cheeks off the couchbut they'd have to do that for the delivary man anyway. . Okay, the whole braves thing is made up. consisting of 1,288 words and who knows how many different kinds of clauses. Dum-B-Gon stimulates brain activity, making you up to 10 times smarter! Yes. Unless we spray-painted the snow purple, too. I'm back. Okay. I'm bored. EryeahI'm back. To prevent this, I did nothing. But it's all good. Speaking of publishing, I do plan on somehow, someday publishing this as the first rambling narrative that makes no sense, and is about as interesting as rereading the almanac. Longest English sentence - Wikipedia It's called Hit-Or-Miss, any topics, plot, etc. At the same time, how can you prove something IS infinite? Big Brother may be listening right now so I beter go. Long sentences - Plain English Campaign 'Ah the power of cheese!' I mean, I don't think I could afford a monkey, and I'm not exactly on the streets. I'm going. How can I survive without the sticky goodness? Seeya! Insane, chaotichmmmmmI wonder who thought of it? It takes patience to read, but once you get into the rhythm, its like delving into Faulkners stream of consciousness. Maybe I subconsiously DO know what I'm doing here, but refuse to admit it to myself. But this proof degrades this mysterious, mystical and mystifying "quality" of my words. If you'll look toward the bottom of this page, you'll notice that I added a nifty little thing called the "babel fish". Wellprepare to be enlightened. For that theory to work, I'd have to be psychicor in possesion of a freaky time-traveling computer. Or maybe I am monumentally bored and don't have anything else to do at the moment. Just goes to show what boredom can do to you. Code: 472 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that this site in no way aknowledges the existance of other, better sites (hereon reffered to as the Losers) The Losers are a myth. OkayI'm backI think that eventually half of this thing will consist of the word back over and over againthat's just weird. End of story. It doesn't matter. The title contains the longest word. Hits all right. Would it be called DIS? *sigh* There are no topics anywhere near me. But it's legs were still moving and it was alive. This is just a pointless excursive in spelling errors and grammatical imprecision. I think I'm so tired I can't sleep. I'll only say that it was the first game you could "talk" to and was the first (and only) N64 virtual pet. Here goes. Look how long this has gotten. Like a division of mounties made entirely out of monks. Is fat-free food more delicious than food loaded with fat? You didn't run screaming to another site, thankfull for the chance to escape this insanity. You seethey feel that the only way to reward academic achievementyada-yada-yadais to force the smart kids to be ushers for Senior Honor Nite, and Graduation. When I win 500np on a normal game, I move to the 500 point. No! Especially since no one but me would ask the question. What values, you say? Before you know it, we'll have orange alligators, pink tigers and blue lions. An enemy so dangerous that Moose fears it above all others. I want SOME free time. (Next exciting commercial! And then I'll be writing for me again. dont you know that you only need be afraid of fear and never anything here and certainly not a post that acts like a ghost? I can't remember what I was gonna rant about. But without the bad sound track. Number Ten: This is the list that never ends. Which would be boring. Then, when I win 500 additional np, I move to the 500np point. The Longest Long Words List | Merriam-Webster Oooo! No, really. 0 . You don't belong here. I WANT to write. After all, look how long this text is. That was sort of a topic, even though it was sort of random. Well, seeya *waves brightly* I got to go to my Grendel (really cool book) project for school. He once said, It was Faulkner at his most involuted and incantatory who most enchanted me. The current record holder for the longest english sentence is Jonathan Coe for his staggering 33-page, 13,955-word sentence in The Rotters Club, 2001. While you wait for yesterday's tomorrow, lunge back and remember that day. And "Mr. Owl" replies "OneTwooThree! Some are answers to e-mails, the rest are just stuff I wrote. GrrrrI had a nifty rant all planned out in my head. He goes for Trinity, makes it just in time to catch her body, and starts her heart back up. The paradox of my system of beliefs leads me to believe that the universe, in fact, is not infinite. BYE!!! Every single person you know could just be figments of your imagination, you could even be in a crazy house! The moment Neo woke from dreams of Trinity's death, he made a choice. I am writing to let you know that I have received an email from {name of recipient}. I figured you rush right on over to e-mail me. I usually have less than 30 minutes. And mildly weirded-out. You just let me rant on and on for you KNEW that eventually I would confuse myself with my vast puddle of knowledge. The longest sentence in the world is currently being served by Charles Scott Robinson, who is serving a sentence of life without parole in the United States. "angry mob form"? Not only that, but there are an infinite number of different kinds of intelligent life. And I'm willing to enlighten you, the potentially you-know-what reader. The notag. The researches even used highly advanced technololgy to map the surface of a pancake and compare it to documented geology of Kansas. A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K! They aint whupped us yit, air they? this Jones who after the demon rode away with the regiment when the granddaughter was only eight years old would tell people that he was lookin after Majors place and niggers even before they had time to ask him why he was not with the troops and perhaps in time came to believe the lie himself, who was among the first to greet the demon when he returned, to meet him at the gate and say, Well, Kernel, they kilt us but they aint whupped us yit, air they? who even worked, labored, sweat at the demons behest during that first furious period while the demon believed he could restore by sheer indomitable willing the Sutpens Hundred which he remembered and had lost, labored with no hope of pay or reward who must have seen long before the demon did (or would admit it) that the task was hopeless-blind Jones who apparently saw still in that furious lecherous wreck the old fine figure of the man who once galloped on the black thoroughbred about that domain two boundaries of which the eye could not see from any point. Someone did something incredbly stupid, but because they were powerful, everone acted like it was a stroke of genius. Some of the pages of this site contain a link encouging the two and a half people to e-mail the Patron Saint of Paper Clips. Right now, my spacebar is malfunctioningthat's not goodI have to press it two or three times just to insert a freaking space. *drags reader back* See, I knew you'd stay! And so, in the interest of wasting even more time, I made a list. Because they put subliminal messages in them, of course! Now is the time to mourn the loss of one of my most loyal readers (I think she's read the entire thing one time, which is more than anyone else has done so far) She has been banned from accesing any portion of the Internet, do to reasons that must remain confidental due to security reasons. On the way home, we had gotten approximatly 4 hours into the trip when my mother predicatably decided that we had to go back and eat at the 50th aniversary of her favorite ice cream place. Have you ever had the evil pop-up that says that if you click here, it'll get rid off all the annoying pop-ups? After graduating with a BA in Fashion and Textile Design in 2013, Emma decided to combine her love of art with her passion for writing. The author's vision was unique in that only he put biscuits and death in the same sentence. Is anyone even reading this? How discouraging. Anyway, I just finished rereading my longest text ever. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Image by Carl Van Vechten, via Wikimedia Commons. The best way to be brief is to quit now. And do I ever have a topic today! the whole time, even during the name-calling, seniors were playing with silly string and beachballs. Think about it. by the time I had to do my part (tell people where to stand before getting their diploma) it was dark. We have ZIM, neopets, music, and much, much, more. This is just way too much of a change at once. I probley wouldn't actually print this out (think how much paper it would take!) Even though air is light, that much air adds up. She goes crazy if someone holds it, 'cause it's getting attention and not her. You could be floating out in empty space, conjuring nice little fantasies to relieve the monotony of being the only living being! Okay, better leave. They're listening for a secrretno it's cause of a secret. Once we are on our Lunar Landing Site, we will engage in many exciting activites, primarily related to suffucating and starving. I'm back. Which is what I do best. Reading requires perseverance, but once you get into the flow, its like dipping into Faulkners stream of consciousness. Before we knew it, we were on the road. Right now, I'm just typing so that no one can say that I've been slacking off. Spooky, huh? There have been several claims for the longest sentence in the English language revolving around the longest printed sentence. Longest Word in English (189,819 Letters) - Pastebin.com Using my philosopy, that EVERYTHING exists because the universe is infinitewellthink about it. I think that they should routinly die a slow, savage, agonizing deathI was just saying a random thing that I would never, ever do.) It was uncomfortable in the back, it was too hot, it was too cold.
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